shift

talk about a gaybo shift from the arsemouth of hell. jordan was invited to his favourite early 7am start and given the option to finish at a reasonable time or else keep working forever until he finally decomposed filling a child's discarded gym sock with hot wet piss. needless to say he chose the latter option and was subsequently offered many exciting on the job perks such as shortened breaks unsolicited overtime and fungal mind rot. what a brilliant way to waste a life cackled levgar the onion faced day manager as he farted jordan into oblivion leaving behind nothing more than a soiled uniform and a faint remembrance of something greater and more important