Glue #1

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headlining

when im headlining msg for the 5th nite in a row what kinda seats do you want? listen i cant guarantee front row i got a lot of supporters what makes you so special? these young punks arent gonna know whats him em stupid fuck dont even know i been working on this shit since i was in the basement its fucking potent im expecting at least a few seizures in the 10th and 12th rows thats where the acoustic sweetspot is. one time and im not kidding i was shredding so hard on my vibes that some cunts head only went and blew off i mean it fully exploded but what do i care i expect that shit it is the natural and biological response to my music and what i drop. speaking of dropping things i know we been chillin for a long time but i gotta say i really dont know if i can get you tickets to the listening party when my album drops i mean shit its gonna be the event of the century its like the solstice we got pilgrims  religious texts being written up you wont believe the hype if im honest with you im actually quite nervous

mixed reviews

listen here guys i know what youre thinking. a lot of you have been reading the headlines checking out the 24hr scroll on cnn and yes it is true our latest attack 9/11 has been met with some pretty mixed reviews. i know that we all did our best and clearly were satisfied with the finished product but it just seems to me that we are not penetrating the market in quite the way we had imagined. and really i don't want to focus on the negatives because as far as im concerned not one of us is to blame for our lack of success. its just the people arent hip to what were doing yet they havent cottoned on. what im saying is that we should treat 9/11 as it it were our debut album its all very new and confusing there's a lot going on that people don't understand and so naturally they react with fear and vengeance. theyre afraid of change. but i think that with this next attack people will really start to take notice and appreciate our work maybe we'll even inspire others. the bottom line is this i dont want any one of us to feel disheartened about our work or to worry if were making all the right moves because the way i see it is that 9/11 was really just a stepping stone. 50 years down the line people are gonna look back on us as true american originals. so what do you say guys? hands all in and terror on 3? 1 2 3 terror

dinner plans

wow what a great dinner were all having. i am personally enjoying both the brussels sprouts as well as also the swiss cheese fingers I see you guys are serving and i have enjoyed some of. i am however having a problem with the food. i notice you guys don't use semen in any of your cooking and really its leaving quite a bitter taste on my palate    the lack of semen. all im saying is that perhaps you wouldnt mind if i just right now gave this festive bird we're all enjoying on our plates that happens to be a little dry in my opinion a fresh jizz glaze just to really moisten up some of that dark flesh. i dont happen to have a sachet of any of the store bought stuff on my person but really it should only take me a few seconds of elbow grease to moisten up this bird with a fresh new glaze of some of my own personal solution. what do you say guys? sounds like a bright idea to me. no? well then how about the crudite? okay im leaving. oh what's that? the hummus was a little watery actually yeah. what right now? no problem buddy im glad youre finally getting on board with th OUCH MY COCK

jabba

jabba the hutt is a big fucking slut
with 50 martian nipples and an astronomic butt
he broke my heart when he published on gawker
details of his sexcapades with luke skywalker

code of honor

boo! what's that u little shit? not wanking again! dad im sorry i couldnt wank tonight i wanked yesterday im so tired out from school please dont make me wank tonight. u know the rules u pussy ass faggot u have to wank every night in this household we believe in being clean. u have broken the rules and u have dishonored our clan and u shall be punished. no dad no! not again you know i dont like it please dad. fuck u u stupid lil shit im gonna wank ur cock for u u have to get rid of all of ur cum. get over here u dont need those pants give me that thing i want you to bleed u fuck. dad it hurts i dont like this. then why are u gettin hard u shitty little cunt? ur gunna cum tonight and every nite it is the rules. cum now u cunt cum! okay dad i came i feel better now. thank you soon goodnight i love you.

diddy kong racing

distract the neighbours i got something to say
i play diddy kong racing every single day
when i play the game i wear a sequined bandana
if diddy saw my high score he would think i'm bananas