iron dick

hang on just a sec i gotta plug in my dick. whoooooaaaaaaaaaa okay there we go. feeling better now? i can begin to talk. takes 24 hours this you know? charging it. i gotta stand in this position for 24 hours and fuck me does it get tiring. they call me the man with the iron dick but it's actually made of copper. it's highly sensitive to radiation so i can't watch tv unless i'm wearing protective rubberpants. there are many downsides sure but twice the ups for every side down that's what i always srrrrrrrr. for instance when i instead of pissing i have to inject my urine out with a jumbo 2 litre syringe like in gotcha force. although i can cum it just ejects from my penis at 50 mph and has a peak temperature of 114c so i have many spackled holes in my wall from unpredictable cumshots. many burns too but what does that matter when you a playa like me? i cant have sex but the ladies love waxing my dong with summadat hot vaseling i had over 4 women twice in my life can you handle what im packing? probably not