yo brothas u jealous of my jungle boogie action?
living all on my own in a studio mansion
paying $50 rent when the fuck i got the cash
while you squat in the basement never gettin no ass
i'm a long slender man with twig-like digits
i throw a mean bowling ball with my girlfriend who's a midget
in a crazy old alley full of human bowling pins
one of which i swore was my girls estranged twin
but some guy he made hisself a worser mistake
when he ran from the bar and tried to tackle my date
you see in his mind he thought he would surely win the game
if he took down a pin that wasnt even in a lane
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