gordons bank

breaking news from gordons bank! we have run out of money! that's right there's no money left so don't go looking for it under the floorboards we took that too we know your secret cabinets. however we have managed to strike a deal with your governments and this is a big one. henceforth everything on gods green earth shall be free. that's right free 100% free. go into your local store and demand a loaf of bread. i'd like a loaf of bread. that'll be £1.40 please mate. what? the man on the telly said it was free. no sorry mate that was just an advert you must have been on the wrong channel. everything is free as long as you can pay for it