darth maul

i fucked darth maul with count dookus dick. he was bent over like a nasty rubber halloween mask as i shoved my ivory cane up his shitpipe til he burped a new symphony. fresh new lights started erupting from his sourdough butt as zebedi and other onlookers dropped trow in amazement. i was beside the fancy fruit aisle selecting apples and oranges for an upcoming death-row style spoof of my life thus far (feat. muhammad ali as tyler the rotting fungus) when i discovered that i didn't have to use solvents to erase the unhealthy seeds in apples they had been extracted and i was going to be f everything was going to be aaaaaaaaaaaokay